Man Utd v Arsenal, Saturday 12:45 GMT, Sky Sports 2

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Wonderkid Wallops Wenger's Wankers!

Michael Keane

[GP]

Michael Keane

Batman

[Özil's Panoramic View]

This thread is utterly depressing - all doom and gloom, and rightly so. Htf did we get here?

[LDG]

This thread is utterly depressing - all doom and gloom, and rightly so. Htf did we get here?

Letters put a link up on 606, and I followed the crowd. We haven't won a trophy since.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Batman

Gareth Bale

[Niall_Quinn]

Letters put a link up on 606, and I followed the crowd. We haven't won a trophy since.

When he does something it stays done.

I think many are also failing to be realistic. Anything better than the 8-2 drubbing we got last time is progress but a lot of so-called fans will probably treat a 7-2 pasting as a backwards step because they are naturally negative and depressing.

[Master Splinter]

With Park gone, whos the most likely shit player they have to have the game of their lives against us?

Do not forget they have also Andreson who can shit on us there.

[Master Splinter]

No Ches, no Gibbs. All others back in 2-3 weeks.

Mannone

Jenks Mert Verm Sagan

Arteta

Jack Santi

Feo Giroud Pod

This has to be the team.

There's no need for Ramzi with that superb On Paper™ midfield. It is practically perfect in every way. Like Nanny McPhee.

Attack is the only option. Play that team and we'll score a few against the dodgiest United midfield and defence in a while. We'll concede more than a few too, of course.

Chamkha, Arshavin, Ramzee, Coquelin, Koscielny and Santos on the bench. Hopefully Eisfeld, Segrio Gnabry and Meade instead of Chankman, Ramesses and Santos though.

[LDG]

Maede

[Master Splinter]

I believe Meade has top, top quality.

Is he an Arsenal player?

That is speculation. But I believe yes. He is in the Hoyte mould.

Is he the new Ashley Cole?

He is the new Meade, yes.

Maede?

I do not know him.