Man Utd v Arsenal, Saturday 12:45 GMT, Sky Sports 2

[Olivier's xmas twist]

May well be......which comes in handy when dealing with most of your posts.........................

NQ

[Japan Shaking All Over]

And comes in handy when dealing with your face!

Haven't heard a good 'face joke' for some time now. . .

[Dennis Bendtner]

Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger has said Van Persie, who was brought to England from Feyenoord by the Gunners in 2004, deserves respect and Ferguson agrees.

Ferguson said: 'I think Arsene has laid his seed for his supporters in terms of respecting him.

'I think, if you think about all the former players who have come back to Old Trafford, they always get a warm applause.

'I don't think he'll have a problem tomorrow. I think the fans will recognise the eight years he gave them and I think that will be nice.'

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Don't see the point in booing tbh. And i don't think our fans will.

[GP]

Don't see the point in booing tbh. And i don't think our fans will.

Kidding? They'll boo the shit out of him.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Kidding? They'll boo the shit out of him.

Will they call him Peado, though

[Niall_Quinn]

Will they call him Peado, though

Maedo, most probably.

[GP]

Will they call him Peado, though

I would.

And a rapist. Because that's what he is.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

I would.

And a rapist. Because that's what he is.

Id just call him a **** tbh.

[GP]