Transfer News, Rumours and Bollocks Thread

[Boss]

Signing Jenkinson has killed Eboue.

Wenger

[alexander]

I just read on Arsenal.com that Diaby is out again, and out for August and misses the start of the season. I know you have probably covered this point already, but we are now going to be stuck with this steaming pile of horse shit for another season. How bloody annoying.

[Marc Overmars]

I just read on Arsenal.com that Diaby is out again, and out for August and misses the start of the season. I know you have probably covered this point already, but we are now going to be stuck with this steaming pile of horse shit for another season. How bloody annoying.

Oh what a surprise. Please Wenger, get rid of this useless oaf.

[Boss]

Means he won't be at the Emirates Cup

Now someone injure Squillaci and Almunia...

[dazthegooner]

I just read on Arsenal.com that Diaby is out again, and out for August and misses the start of the season. I know you have probably covered this point already, but we are now going to be stuck with this steaming pile of horse shit for another season. How bloody annoying.

How did he injure himself? probably tying up his shoe's

[dazthegooner]

Means he won't be at the Emirates Cup

Now someone kill Squillaci and Almunia...

Harsh but fare!

[Cripps_orig]

SWP is abit shit now though

If he becomes quality as Parker has then im all for it

Im not one of the wenger kissass people on here who think we shouldnt go after 30 years old

[Boss]

'arry spouting shite about how a 35M bid for Modric would be laughable as he's worth much more. On the same day Sanchez (who score 3x the goals Modric did last year) goes for a fee of 23M rising to 33M...

[cricketsi]

'arry spouting shite about how a 35M bid for Modric would be laughable as he's worth much more. On the same day Sanchez (who score 3x the goals Modric did last year) goes for a fee of 23M rising to 33M...

In the past 3 seasons Modric has a whopping 12 goals and 16 assists for the Spuds.
Fabregas has a paltry 31 goals and 43 assists for us.

And Modric is fucking ugly.

[Master Splinter]

If anyone needed further proof of how much of a rag the BBC website/ceefax is now:

Arsenal captain Cesc Fabregas has not been included on the club's training tour of Germany as speculation about his future continues to grow.

Fabregas, 24, has been linked with a move to Barcelona, who bid £27m for the Spain international midfielder in June.

Arsenal say Fabregas has been left behind because of the hamstring problem that also saw him miss the Asia tour.

Striker Nicklas Bendtner and goalkeeper Manuel Almunia were also absent amid reports of impending moves.

However, new signing Gervinho did make the trip as did contract rebel Samir Nasri.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/14257162.stm

He's been injured, like all the other non-Bendtner/Almunia players, but the BBC make it a headline story. We all know he wants to go, but that doesn't require every situation to be wrung into another cheap story. Sky are probably more respectable now.