David Beckham

[Olivier's xmas twist]

There are two Henry's?

[alexander]

ahem

Never seen this stadium before.

What a fucking shit hole.

[Kano]

i know, it looks like a block of 70s council flats.


seriously though, after snoop dogg said that shit about celtic yesterday and beckham, it seems pretty certain where he'll head off to.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

i know, it looks like a block of 70s council flats.


seriously though, after snoop dogg said that shit about celtic yesterday and beckham, it seems pretty certain where he'll head off to.

Snoop dog in the stands at Celtic is a must see tbh.

[Kano]

or investing money, heading onto the pitch pre match to lap it up and getting pelters from the glasgow lot. THAT would make it worthwhile.

[-Xs-]

In all seriousness, the guy is 37. I can't see anyone in the Premier League wanting him.

[Japan Shaking All Over]

I'm surprised if he's going to bother with another contract. The move to the US signified the end of his footballing ambitions - it was all about becoming the biggest celebrity he could be. The best way to boost his profile now is to come back with some sort of role on TV (in the UK). But it's hard to find something to fit his image. He's above strictly come dancing or an x-factor judge, and the Gary Linekar type thing will be too uncool for him. To start with, he needs his own show that portrays him as some sort of philanthropist and then he can go from there. A Jamie Oliver style of thing.

Word. So right mate. . .wha were gunna cuk taday right. . .iz some well guud cheese on feckin toast. . .blimey mate, easy ta do whale talkin on the dog n bone walkin up the apples and pears. . .
Spare me another wanna be cockney, Bow bells were smelted during WW2 so you cant friggin hear them anyway

[Cripps_orig]

Excellent player still.

Would do a job in our midfield and far better than Arteta

[Kano]

Excellent player still.

Would do a job in our midfield and far better than Arteta

nah, too many hollywood passes.

[Cripps_orig]

nah, too many hollywood passes.

Better than sideways Arteta tbh

Plus our setpieces would be awesome