Honest Frank the Muppet and other Chavs sh!t

[Dennis Bendtner]

Inevitable. Thread title should've been Di Matteo the Puppet anyway.

[Ralpheroo72]

Abramovic should bite the bullet and manage the team himself, save a fortune in compensation payments.

[GP]

It's over £80m just in compensation payments, apparently.

[Marc Overmars]

He was always keeping the seat warm for a bigger name but they didn't expect him to fluke the CL, otherwise there was no chance he would have been kept on in the summer. I bet Uncle Roman was itching to get rid with someone like Pep available.

[Ralpheroo72]

Joke of a club.

I hope 'Arry takes over and buys Defoe instead of Falcao.

[Syn]

Shit manager.

I could win the league with Chelsea's starting XI and spending. You should see me on Championship Manager with the unlimited money cheat. I must tell you. I am fucking superb.

[GP]

Shit manager.

I could win the league with Chelsea's starting XI and spending. You should see me on Championship Manager with the unlimited money cheat. I must tell you. I am fucking superb.

I'd hire you, tbh.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

He was always keeping the seat warm for a bigger name but they didn't expect him to fluke the CL, otherwise there was no chance he would have been kept on in the summer. I bet Uncle Roman was itching to get rid with someone like Pep available.

Spot on, had they not they would have sacked him that night. Just lucky they got the rub of the green. Now he needed an excuse he got one.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

you can laugh but its true.

who else would have bum licked JT and the lads like he did?

Not even jose could have won it with the squad in that amount of turmoil.

granted it was luck too.

but his tactics suited chelsea.

his management skills were top draw i hear.

it worked.

No Bayern Missing Chances with Chavs getting luck in the shootout won them the CL. You could have put Arry there and you have got the same result.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Abramovic should bite the bullet and manage the team himself, save a fortune in compensation payments.

He does that anyway. His managers are just puppets.