Cricket Thread

[Dennis Bendtner]

Possible teams:

Sewage, Gambhir, Pujara, Tendulcan't, Kohli, Yoovradge, Dhoni, Ashwin, Zaheer, Ishant 'omgz y cant i take vickuts' Sharma, Ojha.

Cookie, Compo, Trotty, KP, Bairsy, Patellitubby, Priory, Broady, Swanny, Jimmy, Monty.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Bairsy.

That particularly tickled me for some reason.

[Syn]

Tendulcan't

How dare you.

[Dennis Bendtner]

Tendulkar

Awful voice.

(i've been militant for a while tbf. He has to go. not scoring in front of his fanboiz tomorrow will be a hammerblow)

[Syn]

Yeah I've turned on him too. He's the new Wenger.

His reaction speeds are shot. A no.4 (IMO the easiest position to score) has to average 70+ in a series in India. Tendulkar won't get close and even if he gets a ton in the series or a couple of 50's, the team would've been better off with shit like Raina in because even he could get big runs in India.

[Dennis Bendtner]

Good day's krikkit. Better pitch. Pujara's played really well again.

[Syn]

Monty takes 4. Indians below par at 266/6. Although the wicket does look more difficult, sometimes it completely evens out the next day. There's little consistency. Panesar took 4 wickets and had India down to 169-6 but Ashwin got 50 and Pujara gets another 100. He has scored 361 runs in the series without being out. His overall Test average atm is 85.5

[Dennis Bendtner]

They're talking about Ashwin's innings being a bonus. Nope. He's legit better than most of the top 7.

Tendulkar

Awful

[Syn]

Yeah, he averages 43. He's like Swann - fairly reliable as a batsman.

And Harbhajan might score some runs too. But if, by chance, he does play himself in, a couple of words by Anderson and Harbhajan will definitely sky one.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

India were bowled out for 327, England are 112-2 in reply. Cook on 51, KP on 31.