What is stalling Theo??

[Syn]

Interesting if true.

Yeah like that's going to make a difference. For the 500th time, he doesn't want more money.

All Theo Walcott wants is for Arsene Wumget to sign Honda and other such china bros who can then to invent a time-machine where we can travel back to a time when it was relevant for teams to play big-man, little-man 4-4-2 filth. Olivier Giroud is passable as the 'big man' but he is a bit far too motherfucking sexy - the role should ideally be played by a cartoon-faced mongy beanpole like Crouch. However Theo Walcott is not a demanding man. Theo Walcott is a reasonable guy who understands this current climate and so doesn't demand it. Written into the contract should be a legal obligation of Giroud to train with Walcott 4 times a day rehearsing goal celebrations, preferably of the variety where Theo can jump on the back of Giroud displaying a united front of racial harmony, while also serving as a valuable audition to appear on Strictly Come Dancing in year 2018. And if you don't believe this is all Theo Walcott desires, you will be utterly shocked when he is definitely playing the central role and not at all playing out wide for Man Utd, Chelsea or Man City.

[Niall_Quinn]

Yeah like that's going to make a difference. For the 500th time, he doesn't want more money.

All Theo Walcott wants is for Arsene Wumget to sign Honda and other such china bros who can then to invent a time-machine where we can travel back to a time when it was relevant for teams to play big-man, little-man 4-4-2 filth. Olivier Giroud is passable as the 'big man' but he is a bit far too motherfucking sexy - the role should ideally be played by a cartoon-faced mongy beanpole like Crouch. However Theo Walcott is not a demanding man. Theo Walcott is a reasonable guy who understands this current climate and so doesn't demand it. Written into the contract should be a legal obligation of Giroud to train with Walcott 4 times a day rehearsing goal celebrations, preferably of the variety where Theo can jump on the back of Giroud displaying a united front of racial harmony, while also serving as a valuable audition to appear on Strictly Come Dancing in year 2018. And if you don't believe this is all Theo Walcott desires, you will be utterly shocked when he is definitely playing the central role and not at all playing out wide for Man Utd, Chelsea or Man City.

Play the Welbeck and Sturridge cards all you like but Theo is after love. Man love. Basically he wants Wenger to fuck him up the centre circle but Wenger is little bit reluctant until Theo proves his age. Theo even grew a tache (of sorts) but he still can't get the meat injection he craves. Giroud is already taken by half the fags in France, Ox won't fuck him because, by God, he is straight as they come. And when Jack shouts "Man Up!" it really doesn't help. So Theo thinks if he does enough shopping it will dampen the yearning, but he'll need cash for that. And the shops are better in Chelsea - if you are a bender. His agent has played on this of course, hitting Theo while he is young and before he grows out of it. All in all this is why I'm against homosexuality.

[KSE Comedy Club]

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

Interesting if true.

i make a personal plea for the frenchman to fuck off.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

i make a personal plea for the frenchman to fuck off.

Leave Giroud alone.

[Fist of Lehmann]

Interesting if true.

You're forgetting: Arsene controls the horizontal, Arsene controls the vertical.

Wenger made a personal plea to himself to up his own £75,000 a week offer.

Arsene refused.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

You're forgetting: Arsene controls the horizontal, Arsene controls the vertical.

Wenger made a personal plea to himself to up his own £75,000 a week offer.

Arsene refused.

[LDG]

No Theo Wallclock on the Official 2013 Calendar

[Joker]

Yep, he's probably gone in January.

[LDG]

Yep, he's probably gone in January.

No.

I said he isn't on the calendar.