Thank heavens I spent my afternoon on the road. Were I at home, I'd have defied all logic and common sense and watched the steaming pile of shit that now adorns the club's shirt.
I watched Eastenders and Hollyoaks for an hour while the game was on. Thank feck for soaps tbh.
"I really like Arsenal. Do you really like Arsenal, or only Arsenal with trophies?" - Dennis Bergkamp.
"Which Arsenal do they want back, the one Arsene created?" - Tony Adams.