Ole The Muppet and other Manc sh!t

[Ollie the Optimist]

Fuck face has been complaining to the media today about the amount of penalties man shitty have been winning.

Oh and the amount of late goals shitty are scoring.

The media lapped it up as well.

saw a quote along the lines of, "there would be an inquriy in the house of commons if we got the same amount of penalties as city have got recently"

since 2010/2011 season, united have been awarded 21 penalties, city have been awarded the same

[Letters]

saw a quote along the lines of, "there would be an inquriy in the house of commons if we got the same amount of penalties as city have got recently"

since 2010/2011 season, united have been awarded 21 penalties, city have been awarded the same

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Fair enough but we should be a tadge careful about comments made about other teams defences

Fair play.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Sir Alex Ferguson will not be buying Theo Walcott - or anybody else in January.

The Manchester United manager, who saw his team maintain their six-point lead over neighbours Manchester City with a 3-1 win over Sunderland on Saturday, is adamant he will not be doing any business in the transfer window unless it is to allow several of his reserve-team players to go out on loan.
Ferguson, who rarely takes advantage of the mid-season opportunity to augment his first-team squad, believes he has enough resources to cope with challenging for the Premier League title and the European and FA Cups.

'I will not be bringing anybody in, in January - definitely not,' he confirmed.

It means that while title rivals City are targeting Atletic Bilbao's Fernano Llorente; Chelsea are ready to splash on Atletico Madrid's Radamel Falcao and Walcott and Liverpool want Chelsea's Daniel Sturridge and Tom Ince from Blackpool, the United boss will stick with what he has as the club chase a 20th league title.
Walcott's future at Arsenal is in doubt with the club refusing to agree to his contract demands. But if the Gunners decide to cash in on the winger in January, he is now more likely to end up at Stamford Bridge than Old Trafford.

Ferguson's confidence comes from now having a fully fit squad at his disposal after skipper Nemanja Vidic returned to the team as a second-half substitute against Sunderland.

'It will take him a bit of time but that is a start,' Ferguson said. 'He is a warrior and he is our captain. He always battles for you and sticks his head on that ball in the penalty area. That is what he is great at.'

Goals from Robin van Persie, Tom Cleverley and Wayne Rooney were enough to claim all three points and Ferguson added: 'People keep saying we are weak in midfield but these guys are very good players.'

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[Özil's Panoramic View]

Seems Theo is off to the Chavscum then

[Harvey Specter]

Would definitely take Walcott and he should definitely want to come to us. SAF would make him five times the player he is now.

[Cripps_orig]

Pretty much

[Özil's Panoramic View]

Would definitely take Walcott and he should definitely want to come to us. SAF would make him five times the player he is now.

Yeah. Just as how he made Welshit 5 times the player he was.

[Harvey Specter]

Yeah. Just as how he made Welshit 5 times the player he was.

Eh?

[Gervinho's Forehead]

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