This Weekend's Fixtures (12/13 Jan) & Chelsea vs Southampton (16 Jan).

[Master Splinter]

Two-season wonder .

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Stevie Me nearly plays RVP in.

[Niall_Quinn]

If only Arsenal had a striker like RvP, it would transform us from being absolute shit to being just a bit shit.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

RVP.

What was that?

[Niall_Quinn]

First one he's missed in the last 2 years isn't it? He's only gone and done a huge Giroud on the pitch, just to show he's human.

[Özil's Panoramic View]

He's a must get....back, tbh.

[Xhaka Can’t]

I feel like vomiting.

[Master Splinter]

I think RVC is on for a hat-trick today. He's effortlessly popping up in space. He's about five steps ahead of the Liverpool defence.

It's still mind-boggling that he plays for Manchester United.

It's almost as devastating as Chamakh turning out in the claret and blue.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Mourinho.

Joined the Dark Brotherhood by the looks of it.

[Niall_Quinn]

Ashley young is crying. He was hacked down well out of diving range if the box. Scandalous.