Weekend Fixtures 9/10 March

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Well Micheal Owen thinks South American players don't work hard, as evidenced by Suarez, Tevez, Messi, Zabaleta, Gilberto and numerous other wasters, so maybe we need players like Downing to keep them honest.

I don't think it keeps them honest, it only enhances their talent and ultimately ego.

[Dennis Bendtner]

We need someone like Suarez. Some super quality up front. Gervinho could be put to use as his verbal racist punchbag.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Sigurdsson somehow puts it wide!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Assou-Ekotto drags Suarez down, nothing given.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Lovely technique from Walker.

Sturridge goes for goal from miles out. Chelsea days being relived today.

[Niall_Quinn]

Spuds superstar galactico defenders can't handle Suarez, so they are fouling the shit out of him.

Sturridge reminds us how shite he is with a woeful attempt at goal.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Assou-Ekotto shoots, easy for Jones.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

He's so brave! Parker probably remembers Suarez kicking his stomach in.

[Niall_Quinn]

Cracking header by Gerard, fair and square challenge. Monkey boy goes down like he's been tranquillised by David Attenborough.

[Niall_Quinn]

Balendo covered from head to toe in invisible blood.