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Thread: Mark Hughes the muppet and other Scrote sh!t

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    Quote Originally Posted by Master Splinter View Post
    The world shook while his ghost writer was typing the statement.

    He can now terrorise people's living rooms with his masterful monotone mundanity on the biggest highlights show of all.
    Shearer and Owen.

    C.I.D.
    It's better to burn out, than to fade away.

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    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/foo...-problems.html

    Pulis supports National Service.

    And he just can't help but talk about us, again.

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    http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/22204110

    Tony Pulis: Stoke City boss victim of his own success - Lou Macari
    No.

    Pulis is a victim of his own cu.ntishness. Cap wearing wanker.
    It's better to burn out, than to fade away.

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    The ref gave all the decisions to ERRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSNAL.

    I blame ERRRRRRRRRRRSSSIN for our relegation.

    We won't complain though.

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    That's his sex face.
    It's better to burn out, than to fade away.

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    The reason even Stoke fans are turning is because they have seen managers like Laudrup come in, spend a pittence, play some decent football and do better than them. The direct opposite of buying circus freaks and smashing it up in the air for them.
    The problem is that it is engrained in British football that the biggest and strongest are picked when young, smash everyone else out the way, score a bundle of goals from goal kicks, get to early adulthood and flounder because the opposition is as big and strong as them ie: Heskey. And you get the Heskeys who are built like tanks and can barely kick a ball. It's about winning at all costs. The battle. It's no surprise we've been left behind on the international stage.

    And yet somehow he has cornered the market on being the underdog, plucky little Stoke with their 12th man of the Brit and that covers any lack of tactical nous. Playing the type of football where a classic reducer is cheered louder than a goal. Actively set out to kick and injure the opposition, sneer that these teams "don't like it up 'em" and whine and complain about any decision but expect to be held up as the pinnacle of sportmanship and good grace. And at the same time spend a shit load of money doing it. I think in their time in the league only Chelsea and City have a higher nett spend. They've spent £80m on the biggest 7ft shitkickers and for years the shitkickers in the stands have lapped it up. 90 minutes of draining any enjoyment and life from a game, constant alehouse shite, set pieces, towels and percentages.

    Even Allardyce attempts to change things after a while (not always successfully), lower league football is full of teams who play it long and use 'big men', but they do it without trying to maim the opposition, not even do I have a problem with hard men of the past since most of them could still play football. There were bastards but on the whole talented bastards. These lot are just throwbacks to the stone age, freaks. Nowhere else in the world would he be fawned over as he is here. Nowhere else in the world would he even reach the top of domestic management.

    And now their fans are realising that there is no long term plan, no youth development, no income from developing players, no plan other than to buy the next late 20s mutant and all the time get steadily worse. But then there will also be his fellow hoard of pub team managers to back him up, and lord knows there's a long list of them.

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    Stunning post tbf.

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    The best bit is when one of the mutants leathers in a fluke from 25 yards and this is held up as irrefutable evidence of their footballing ability.

    And Etherington crossing it in for a mutant is seen as flair.

    It is brilliant that Michael Owen can't show off his world-shaking abilities because of the technically malnourished band of non-scoring orcs masquerading as strikers in his way though.

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    Jones is understood to have been furious after discovering the bloody carcass in his locker on Friday morning and threw a brick through the windscreen of Glenn Whelan's car as revenge.
    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/foo...er-fuming.html




    What a bunch of neanderthals.

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