Newcastle Utd v Arsenal August 13th

[Niall_Quinn]

0-0 with the most exciting moment being a pigeon shitting on their GK.

[fari]

Our first choice back four didn't concede a goal for the entirety of pre-season.

That's how much you can trust stats.

for real

[Alias]

Im at work when this game is on

[GP]

1-3. RvP x2 and Gervinho.

I'll go with that.

[Boss]

Im at work when this game is on

Start of a new season ffs.

MTFU lad.

[Japan Shaking All Over]

no repeat of last year
My heart wouldnt be able to take it

a win for us

[RomfordPele]

Red card for Frimpong if he plays. Kid is too clumsy at the moment, will draw card after card from Premiership refs.

Still think we'll edge it today: 2-1.

Walcott and Ramsey to score in either half. Then Newcastle to pull one back and leave us sweating at the end.

[Syn]

What's the team likely to be? I hear Fabregas, Nasri, Wilshere are out...

-------------Fabianski-------------

Sagna--Vermaelen--Koscielny--Gibbs

----Ramsey--Song--Diaby-------

Walcott-----Van Persie----Gervinho


1-1; same shit.

[Boss]

Diaby is injured, thank fuck.

[Niall_Quinn]

Changed my mind. RvP to net twice, 2-1 (I'd say 2-0 but it is impossible for us not to concede). Sorry lads, I've let you down a bit. In all the excitement of the new season kicking off I've forgotten to do a pre-match assassination of the ref. I'll get him next week.