Transfer News, Rumours and Bollocks Thread

[Alias]

http://www.goal.com/en-gb/news/2896/...e-is-preparing

PLEASE BE TRUE

[Darth Vela]

Dead rabbits perhaps.

[Özim]

PLEASE BE TRUE

+1 that'll be a great reason to celebrate!

[RomfordPele]

http://www.goal.com/en-gb/news/2896/...e-is-preparing

Ha ha, so he becomes City manager in the summer and his first signing will be ... Nasri on a free.

I take it back, the man's a genius! No wonder he's being so coy.

(I am joking by the way. I think. )

[Özim]

I can only think he's p*ssed off beause of the criticism so is f*cking us over before leaving next year....it can be the only logical reason he's acting like this.

[Darth Vela]

That is in no way logical, he wouldn't have done all this if he didn't care for the club so to suddenly turn to hatred to the point of trying to screw us over as much as possible makes absolutely no sense.

He's going to try and see out his contract but if he fails this year I reckon the board and him would come to a 'mutual agreement' about leaving.

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

goal.com, is about as reliable an information stream as Fox News.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

I can only think he's p*ssed off beause of the criticism so is f*cking us over before leaving next year....it can be the only logical reason he's acting like this.

If its true, then it will be because Cesc abs Samir were sol above his head by stan.

[Grebbo]

I've come to the opinion that we must sign Joey Barton.

He's a wanker and I'll cringe whenever I hear him speak in an Arsenal shirt.

But....

He's a good player, far far better than Song and he is free.

We must sign him.

[Niall_Quinn]

Bellamy, Parker, Barton, a keeper, one from Cahill, Samba or Jagielka, plus I'd get Defoe if he was still available or Cahill from Everton. Then I'd set out to break the world record for red cards in a season, just like the good old days. Apart from the CB this lot wouldn't cost much in transfers and if we could ship a few players out we could afford the wages too (assuming Bellamy is not seriously going to push for Man City level wages). Maybe we could even get a major concession from City if we agree to speed Nasri the other way. Get this mob and this would be a mirror image of the usual crap, we'd have all the other smug gits who boast about Arsenal not "liking it up them" shitting their pants and moaning about being kicked 20 feet in the air. Hell, get Mike Tyson too and make him official club spokesman on the pitch for dealing with the referee.