Weekend and midweek fixtures 13, 14, 16 and 17 April

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Hoof header, wide.

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Those GIFs are incredibly slow to load.

Which probably makes it better to watch it frame by frame.

Loaded fairly quickly for me. I'll spoiler them anyway.

[Dennis Bendtner]

Those GIFs are incredibly slow to load.

Which probably makes it better to watch it frame by frame.

I spent that time counting the number of bald men in the first one. Got to about nine.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

I spent that time counting the number of bald men in the first one. Got to about nine.

I was doing the same but for topless, obese blokes.

I got to 703.

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RVP.

Heading for the scrapheap.

Adam tried helping him out.

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RVP goes for goal very early, Begovic saves.

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Poor from Kagawa.

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Hernandez gives Wilkinson a good kicking.

Tyler brings up the Nani incident, again.

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Adam.

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Shawcross being a scrote.