Weekend fixtures plus Villa v Sunderland 27/28/29 April

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Hart.

Couldn't catch a cold.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Citeh 2-1 'Ammers, Big Andy!

Hart.

Uncharacteristic mistake apparently.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

2-1 FT.

We'll get 2nd on GD.

[Master Splinter]

Hart .

"Uncharacteristic mistake" .

Maccy has been mocking him all game. Don't they read GW?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

"We may have to let him off on that one".

Of course.

[Master Splinter]

While one moronic English myth (Hart being faultless) has once again had to be propped up with blatant lies and excuses by the commentators, at least it simultaneously gives further rise to another one: Big Andy is a real centre-forward.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

5 errors directly leading to goals this season, according to Opta.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

That's unsual for him.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Everton: Howard, Coleman, Jagielka, Distin, Baines, Mirallas, Osman, Fellaini, Pienaar, Jelavic, Anichebe.
Subs: Mucha, Hibbert, Heitinga, Oviedo, Naismith, Barkley, Duffy.

Fulham: Schwarzer, Manolev, Senderos, Hangeland, Richardson, Emanuelson, Karagounis, Enoh, Kacaniklic, Ruiz, Berbatov.
Subs: Etheridge, Petric, Frimpong, Duff, Hughes, Rodallega, Frei.

Referee: Jon Moss (W Yorkshire)

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Southampton: Boruc, Clyne, Yoshida, Hooiveld, Fox, Schneiderlin, Steven Davis, Cork, Lambert, Rodriguez, Lallana.
Subs: Kelvin Davis, Fonte, Ramirez, Forren, Do Prado, Mayuka, Puncheon.

West Brom: Foster, Reid, Olsson, McAuley, Ridgewell, Yacob, Dorrans, Fortune, Morrison, Lukaku, Long.
Subs: Myhill, Rosenberg, Thomas, Odemwingie, Jones, Tamas, Donervorn Daniels.

Referee: Robert Madley (West Yorkshire)

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Stoke: Begovic, Shotton, Shawcross, Huth, Wilkinson, Walters, Nzonzi, Whelan, Adam, Jerome, Crouch.
Subs: Sorensen, Cameron, Jones, Owen, Whitehead, Kightly, Etherington.

Norwich: Bunn, Martin, Ryan Bennett, Bassong, Whittaker, Tettey, Howson, Johnson, Snodgrass, Kamara, Holt.
Subs: Camp, Pilkington, Hoolahan, Elliott Bennett, Garrido, Becchio, Barnett.

Referee: Anthony Taylor (Cheshire)

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Wigan Athletic: Robles, Kone, McCarthy, Maloney, Gomez, McManaman, McArthur, Boyce, Beausejour, Figueroa, Scharner
Subs: Al Habsi, Caldwell, Watson, Di Santo, Henriquez, Espinoza, Stam.

Tottenham Hotspur: Lloris, Dempsey, Vertonghen, Huddlestone, Parker, Bale, Naughton, Defoe, Dembele, Dawson (c), Walker.
Subs: Friedel, Lennon, Sigurdsson, Holtby, Assou-Ekotto, Caulker, Carroll.

Somebody couldn't be arsed to put the players in their correct positions.