Burn the stadium and sink PHWs yacht
Kidnap Wenger and force him at gunpoint to pay over the odds for a tin of beans
Embrace our utter shittiness and force the club to sign Peter Crouch
Society is now one polished horde
Formed by two mighty tribes, the bores and the bored.
"After all, it was the Gunners’ goalkeeper who started the move that culminated in Thomas’ crowning glory. It was Lukic who, in injury time, decided to throw the ball out to Lee Dixon rather than lump it long..."