Summer Transfer Speculation and Shit

[Niall_Quinn]

I'd laugh at the failings of our board and that **** Gazidis if that happens. Think it's Jovetic though.

Meanwhile on the asian tour, the top 4 trophy is about to be paraded:

Outsourcing our support, soon you'll need a visa as well as a ticket to get into the stadium. Will be ideal for them, a tourist attraction football club with all those moany, lower class peasants locked out.

[Xhaka Can’t]

That would be Sesame Street, where we do all our dealings. Big Bird is our lawyer and Grover pulls stuff out of his bin to entice the players.

Has Grover bought the bin off Oscar?

[GP]

It's just a sub-let while Oscar is on holiday after the confed cup.

[Niall_Quinn]

Has Grover bought the bin off Oscar?

Shut up. Grover had a bin in the Uk version.

[Özim]

I'd laugh at the failings of our board and that **** Gazidis if that happens. Think it's Jovetic though.

Meanwhile on the asian tour, the top 4 trophy is about to be paraded:

Really nervous about the game coming up against the Indonesia Dream Team. Are they the football equivalent of the USA basketball dream team at the Olympics?

[Cripps_orig]

It would be good to see our new signings

Oh wait

[Niall_Quinn]

It would be good to see our new signings

Oh wait

Gazidis has taken out an injunction against GW to prevent us talking about transfers - so be careful.

[Letters]

"There is only one thing worse than signing new players and that is not signing new players"
- Oscar Wilde

[Özim]

Gazidis has taken out an injunction against GW to prevent us talking about transfers - so be careful.

So, is Winnebago available for the next game and do you think he will play?

Talk is he might be the new Henry.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Illarramendi has joined Real Madrid.

FFS.

We'll be linked to Xabi Alonso, Khedira, Oezil or Di Maria imminently I imagine.