Summer Transfer Speculation and Shit

[GP]

Are you Tim Payton?

Dunno, who's that?

If he's a super cool guy, then yes, yes I am.

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Dunno, who's that?

If he's a super cool guy, then yes, yes I am.

Journalist on Twitter that constantly uses the word patience in regard to our transfers.

[GP]

Oh.

Is he super cool?

[LDG]

Patience.

You've seen how short of numbers the squad is. There's no way we'll not make signings.

I'm patient. Just very worried.

We will make signings, it's where they come from that worries me.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Our pre-season jollies are over soon, so I guess something will happen next week or so, if not before.

Also, on Suarez. I don't reckon Real Madrid are after him, it's Bale they want.

[Marc Overmars]

Hey Maccy, does Suarez being a piece of shit have any bearing on whether you'd like us to sign him?

[GP]

Our pre-season jollies are over soon, so I guess something will happen next week or so, if not before.

Also, on Suarez. I don't reckon Real Madrid are after him, it's Bale they want.

I agree. Higuain to Napoli, Bale to Madrid.

Spurs fans are going mental about it. Apparently Spurs and Madrid signed some sort of partnership as part of the Modric transfer. Spurs fans thought that meant they wouldn't go for Bale.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Hey Maccy, does Suarez being a piece of shit have any bearing on whether you'd like us to sign him?

Well, I don't particularly like the idea of cheering for him because he is an absolute scrote but then I don't particularly like our options if we don't do anything. Tough call. In terms of pure footballing ability I could see why we would want him, he has elbows like Bergkamp too I suppose.

Also GP, I think the partnership between Tottenham and Real Madrid goes like this: we'll give you money, in exchange for your best players.

[Özim]

Tbf, this is the "speculation and shit" thread, so he's doing what it says on the tin.

I think everyone is just sick of seeing jck shit done, and therefore it's annoying more than anything to see the social media making shit up.

It's like rubbing salt in the wounds.

Yeah to be honest though, this Suarez thing is never going to happen it's pretty obvious. The money involved is just not something we'd entertain, they can't write about it over and over again it doesn't change the fact that we won't pay 40+ million + 150k-250k wages for any player, as someone mentioned that's almost 3 times our transfer record and that's without even factoring in wages.

[Letters]

He won't stop will he

Probably been listening to this