Questions for Next Emirates Hangout with Arsene

[fakeyank]

"I must tell you, spending was not a quality. There was no movement in the corner shop. If there was a special quality cola bottle, then maybe I would have made a bid, yes. Would I start the bidding at a penny? As well you know, transfer negotiations are undisclosed. Is there a small chance I will reveal if my haggling for the cola bottle was successful? I could write a book about this! But of course the little milk bottles were of course exceptional too."

Brilliant!!

[Lord Nelson]

Arsene, do you cut your toenails straight across or curved?

I swear to God, some of the responses to this post have been the funniest ever! A bloke in my office thought that I was actually crying because something bad had happend!

[Xhaka Can’t]

Arsene, do you think George Lucas tarnished his Star Wars legacy with Episodes 1-3?

[Letters]

Arsene, Wowcher or GroupOn?

Also, how did you feel when Nestlé rejected your petition to rename "Quality Street" "Super Quality Street"? And don't you agree that orange creams are the best ones and the toffee ones are pondscum?

Yours,
Letters
(aged 39 1/2)

[Injury Time]

All the fans that took part in that should be shot.

They have already gone into the shitness protection programme...