Man Utd v Wigan Community Shield 11/8/13 ITV1 2pm

[Niall_Quinn]

Evra the saint fouls and gets a FK. Welcome to the new season.

[Cripps_orig]

And if Suarez had won the title and topped the scoring charts you'd be saying RVC was best. Same old formula.

Suarez was top scorer before his ban. Only reason RVC took over was cos Suarez was banned.

Suarez also plays with Downing, Henderson and Lucas so chances are at a minimum.

[Niall_Quinn]

Suarez was top scorer before his ban. Only reason RVC took over was cos Suarez was banned.

Suarez also plays with Downing, Henderson and Lucas so chances are at a minimum.

So being banned counts as extra goals does it? That ban means he's top of the charts? RVC didn't get banned for biting people. Seems to have paid off, better way to go.

[Niall_Quinn]

Boring match. Too one sided.

[Cripps_orig]

Wigan getting in to it a little.

Smalling

[Cripps_orig]

Carson saves from Welbeck

[Niall_Quinn]

Fuck, Wigan are a joke. Maloney and McCarthy are dogshit. Coyle with 100% bias towards negative play. Everything goes backwards. Easy for Utd bar one late half FK that Wigan fucked up anyway. Awful match.

[Master Splinter]

Coyle has instantly turned Wigan into vintage Bolton. Hope he's our next manager.

Come on Holt, you fat bastard.

[Master Splinter]

Cleverley .

Zaha and Welbeck together could lead to some spectacularly unrefined pub football. Or English football, as it's better known.

[Cripps_orig]

2-0

Cunt