Summer Transfer Speculation and Shit

[Cripps_orig]

Atletico Madrid's 26-year-old playmaker Arda Turan's possible move to either Liverpool or Arsenal has moved a step closer. His agent has been quoted as saying that Turan's transfer to the Premier League this summer is 'probable'.
Full story: AS sports newspaper (in Spanish)

Swansea defender Ashley Williams, 28, admits he is flattered by reports linking him with a switch to Arsenal, but insists he is still fully committed to his current role.
Full story: Metro

Good player. Won't come.

Better than Kos so get him home

[GP]

I've decided we have £110 million to spend. Jason Roberts, we're coming for you!

In a Running Man style game show, I assume?

[Niall_Quinn]

Our defending today suggests we need five defensive signings including a proper GK. Bringing one CB in will just mean he gets lost in the sea of shit. Wenger will probably play him on the wing anyway.

No point having a playmaker if the players being passed to can't play.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

In a Running Man style game show, I assume?

We have our mate from Vietnam to chase him down.

[GP]

We have our mate from Vietnam to chase him down.

What could possibly go wrong?

[Cripps_orig]

Our defending today suggests we need five defensive signings including a proper GK. Bringing one CB in will just mean he gets lost in the sea of shit. Wenger will probably play him on the wing anyway.

No point having a playmaker if the players being passed to can't play.

Sakho wants to leave PSG. He's quality. Must get

Put in a £20m bid for Baines.

That's 2 spots sorted.

Mert is fine.

Sagna needs to shape up or gtfo

[Xhaka Can’t]

I hope we sign no one. The season is a write off already. It will take us a generation to recover from where we are now.
Wenger put us in this mess, he won't bring us out of it. Nor will the owners

[Munchies]

Being linked with Micah Richards in the papers,

can play CB and RB, and supports Arsenal (counts for fuck all though)

Must Get, though it's been a while since I've seen him play. Any good ?

[Cripps_orig]

Better than anyone we have at CB or RB

[Niall_Quinn]

Richards is average. Barry is average. Baines would cost money. Sakho would cost money.

Therefore:

Richards and Barry are top, top quality.

Baines and Sakho are not top, top quality.

So:

Put Richards and Barry in trolley on last day of window.

Leak to media we are in for Baines and Sakho then do nothing.