This Weekend's Fixtures & Man Utd v Chelsea (24/25/26 Aug).

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Henderson wins his team a penalty apparently. Or a corner as we like to call it.

Smudger.

Could have been a penalty corner

Hockey

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Villa 0-1 Liverpool, HT.

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Could have been a penalty corner

Hockey

I read that as Heskey

Also, from BBC's live text:

Newcastle manager Alan Pardew, speaking about midfielder Yohan Cabaye who is interesting Arsenal: "If it is a situation where he leaves the football club, we have got to be stronger. That's my aim when the window shuts. That little bit of guile that Cabaye gives us, we didn't have today, and that was probably the difference.

"There should be business from us, business that is right for Newcastle where our fans get in a position where they really want to believe in the team. It's difficult at the moment, we have big clubs filling them [Newcastle players] with disharmony."

Shut up Pardiola.

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Coutinho.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Villa apparently look a bit flat according to the BBC. Trust it to happen when they're not playing big team opposition.

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Good block by Vlaar, thought it was going to be a tap-in for Henderson.

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Agger decides he has gone too long without an injury..

[Master Splinter]

Trust it to happen when they're not playing big team opposition.

Or a ref making sure they get every decision in their favour.

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Freekick to Villa, dangerous area.

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Bacuna smacks the wall.