Summer Transfer Speculation and Shit

[Munchies]

United have had a £36m joint-bid for Fellaini & Baines, £26m bid for Ander Herrera and £10.25m bid for De Rossi - all turned down today.

Moyes

[Cripps_orig]

Bale agrees personal terms.

His journey from cunt to awesomeness is almost complete.

Just waiting on spuds to accept one of the 2 offers

[Niall_Quinn]

Don't need a sugar daddy anyway. The money is there, just need a manager willing to spend it.

I'm not sure you are completely understanding the situation. There is £70mill to spend and the club is eager to spend it. But there are no top, top, top quality players and it is impossible to make transfers because the market didn't move the right way. Even if the market had moved the right way there are no players better than the ones we have now. Anyone who thinks differently is panicking and panic should not be one of their strengths. Also we now have Flamini who can play there and we should have won at Villa. Taking that all together you can see it has been an excellent summer but I have no doubt you will continue to deny it.

[Unai Tea]

Hard to be anything but utterly disgusted and disappointed with the people running this club and embarrassed by having an affiliation to this pack of jackholes. It's quite obvious if we ever hope to achieve anything in future the whole management of the club needs a complete overhaul.

[Zerlathon]

I'm not sure you are completely understanding the situation. There is £70mill to spend and the club is eager to spend it. But there are no top, top, top quality players and it is impossible to make transfers because the market didn't move the right way. Even if the market had moved the right way there are no players better than the ones we have now. Anyone who thinks differently is panicking and panic should not be one of their strengths. Also we now have Flamini who can play there and we should have won at Villa. Taking that all together you can see it has been an excellent summer but I have no doubt you will continue to deny it.

1. WUM
2. Deluded
3. Sarcastic

This is the internet, so I'm not entirely sure which category you fall into...

Can you please confirm?

[Munchies]

United close to agreeing deal for Fellaini - SSN

[Niall_Quinn]

1. WUM
2. Deluded
3. Sarcastic

This is the internet, so I'm not entirely sure which category you fall into...

Can you please confirm?

Eh?

More like:

1. Informative
2. Honest
3. Handsome

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

1. WUM
2. Deluded
3. Sarcastic

This is the internet, so I'm not entirely sure which category you fall into...

Can you please confirm?

If you can't tell says more about you in truth

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

Eh?

More like:

1. Informative
2. Honest
3. Handsome

Is number 3 a lie? It sounds like one

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

I have no idea who that is

It's your mum after gender reassignment surgery