Ole The Muppet and other Manc sh!t

[Master Splinter]

Akinfenwa .

[Niall_Quinn]

It's time for the media whores to circle the wagons around their beloved Moyes and the biggest whore in the business has jumped in with an extensive excuse piece this morning: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/foo...r-blunder.html

Some gems from fatty Samuel:

The wider issue is the damage done to Moyes by his novice sidekick.

Note, it only takes Samuel 740 words to get to the first mention of Moyes. And after absolving him of all responsibility for Utd's farcical transfer dealings he follows it up with some well timed sympathy.

Sadly, an ally who knows his way around the world of Taiwanese tyre manufacture — Federal Corporation are another of United’s new signings — is not what Moyes needs right now.

Poor Moyes, entirely innocent. He really is a huge draw you know, the big players have even heard of him and really want to play for him. But that Woodward guy, you know? What's a Moyes to do?

Good news is Arsenal fucked up in the transfer window too, which is a hell of a relief. For example:

Is Mesut worth twice as much as RVP?

Now don't go thinking about it just blurt out your answer off the top of your head. I do not want to hear about expiring contracts, age and stuff like that. Correct, Ozil isn't worth it. And just to prove the point:

Is Ozil alone worth just £4.4m less than Van Persie and Cesc Fabregas combined (Fabregas cost Barcelona £24.4m)? Without doubt, Arsenal paid the premium that any desperate club has to on deadline day.

One interesting point in all of this. RvP, Fabregas, Ozil? All Arsenal players at some point in their careers. You know what Samuel? Just say thanks for RvP, we built him for you and he won a title for you last year. A little gratitude you fat fuck, please!

[Niall_Quinn]

Adam Crafton from the same "news" paper today:

The first whispers came that Moyes - unfairly - and Woodward - perhaps with more justification - appeared out of their depth... you would imagine Moyes may be a touch reluctant to rock the boat in his first few months in charge.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/foo...#ixzz2duTwWvMw

Yes of course, when Ferguson had a tough introduction to his Utd tenure and almost got the boot it was probably somebody else's fault as is the case with the unfortunate Moyes. Moyes is the new Ferguson, he really, really is. After all, he's Scottish and I'm sure other similarities will start emerging over time.

[Ollie the Optimist]

There's quotes going round today that rvp isn't happy at united now, doesn't trust moyes and doesn't like him either because he isn't Fergie.


My heart bleeds for him. Judas cunt.

[Marc Overmars]

Time for him to come home.

[Boss]

Sign him up, tbh.

10M + Park

[Niall_Quinn]

There's quotes going round today that rvp isn't happy at united now, doesn't trust moyes and doesn't like him either because he isn't Fergie.


My heart bleeds for him. Judas cunt.

January bid, prodigal son who's learned his lesson. Normally I'd have principles in these matters but a decent striker is more important than principles any day.

[Cripps_orig]

Fuck him.

Wouldn't take Cesc back and the only bigger cunt than him in football is RVC so no way.

[Marc Overmars]

Can you imagine RVC in this team now?

Motherfucker, you just had to wait one more year.

[Cripps_orig]

I'm sure he's happy playing with Anderson and Cleverley behind him