I've always wanted a monkey butler.
Gareth Bale I imagine was probably borderline feral, wiping his dick on the surfaces in the dressing room and probably flinging his shit about....they almost certainly had to lop his bollocks off and he now seems meek as a lamb
Any luck finding a job yet?
It's better to burn out, than to fade away.
Sky's long drawn out programme starts on SS1 at 6pm.
Carragher, Rednkapp and Ballack in the studio.