Why don't we create a story here and all work to spread it far and wide? Arsenal won't respond. They won't even notice.
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i was talking about doing something similar yesterday, see what absolute bollocks we could get into the news. our fd told me a story that before the england squad was announced in 2002, his swedish colleague called up celtic pretending to be tord grip and left a message for chris sutton to call him back. chris rang later that afternoon and was asked 'you know we're looking for a strong centre forward that can build up play and score goals too, do you know anyone?'. chris flipped his lid.
paul stretford was a vacuum cleaner salesman, so it can't be too hard to gain some credibility.
Yeah but the media is a firestarter and the PR bods and press offices are firefighters. I've no doubt we could get any old shit in the media. In fact I've done it often in past jobs (and what a pile of shit it was). All they need is two different people to buy them a drink and it's verified.
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Ok I'm really worried now.
I guess I was just in shock at how our squad has basically been torn to shreds.
I cannot imagine any good players wanting to come to us so late in the day, let alone their clubs allowing it, even if we are trying to sign players.
I got a bad feeling about tonight too.
Lies.
It's still being manned, probably.
I'll check when we've signed a few players.