Transfer News, Rumours and Bollocks Thread

[Edinburgh Gooner]

JENAS

[Flavs]

Who were they? Modric and.....?

Van der fart

[Niall_Quinn]

None of the talented players are available, but none of the clubs admit to having a bid for them.

It's like when you were a child and mum said "Sorry, they were sold out" when she never went to buy you that He-Man figure.

He-Man was that transvestite doll wasn't it? I had an Action Man (a eunuch with grabby hands and shifty eyes).

[Edinburgh Gooner]

Van der fart

Forgot about him. I was gutted when Spuds signed for a paltry fee last summer.

[I_Killed_Kenny]

lukas podolski is worth a pop too IMO

[Flavs]

Forgot about him. I was gutted when Spuds signed for a paltry fee last summer.

Indeed although thinking of irony, imagine if we get kaka on loan. Citeh were going to pay £100m for him and then we get him for free while selling them assrim for £25mil when he could go for free in the summer

[Japan Shaking All Over]

Good player but not as good as the wages he gets paid. Wouldn't want him here is he was hoovering up half the gate receipts every week. Besides, he wouldn't get a game with Schweinsteiger in the team.

arent you meant to be in a country where Schweinsteiger rumour is still fresh and not where vultures are in the sky?

Best spend the cash on a handful of players rather than 'one man and his wages'

still like the Bellemy plan

[Flavs]

lukas podolski is worth a pop too IMO

And he is on the transfer list

[Flavs]

still like the Bellemy plan

Going to LOLerpool

[Edinburgh Gooner]

Indeed although thinking of irony, imagine if we get kaka on loan. Citeh were going to pay £100m for him and then we get him for free while selling them assrim for £25mil when he could go for free in the summer

Would be very amusing.