Transfer News, Rumours and Bollocks Thread

[hobson's choice]

This just fukking ruin my damn day, another slightly above average striker/winger/whatever to add to the list then.

[Özim]

12 in 33 last season for relegated Monaco. Nippy, looks to get in behind defences, smart movement. Leads line. Says DarrenCanalPlus on Twitter. Normally an £8-12mstriker but Monaco's relegation meant the asking price dropped considerably (JamieDalton82).

Meh, if he signs, I'm not gonna write him off immediately because of where he's played before, the country he's from or his age etc. Give him a chance at least.

Not good enough for me, we need a goalscorer yet never ever seem to get one, I'm sick of these signings which just make up the numbers now...too many over the year.

I make it 12 goals in 35 games last season for him. 9 in 33 the season before and 5 in 35 the season before that.

[Joker]

Wenger's obsession with buying from the French league is really hindering us. I don't what he's trying to prove tbh, but his dogmatic insistence that there are diamonds in this league that no other manager in the world has managed to spot is systematically lowering the quality in our squad.

[Özim]

You're right, if including all cup appearances, 1 in 4 for Monaco. And as I said, around 1 in 3 overall for his career.

I'm glad you know all you need to know. Probs better off just fucking away off for a few years and returning when Wenger is gone. You already seem to know the outcome anyway. Do you do lotteries as well?

He played for Seoul before that, a South Korean team you can't take those stats seriously as they mean absoulutely nothing as it's like playing for a lower league team.

I'm going nowehere buddy and will keep this up till this deluded fool at the helm disappears for good, think that's probably best tbh.

No don't play the lottery, I prefer to evaluate risk and reward unlike our manager.

[hobson's choice]

This was the master plan all along, get Lille distracted, get the fans thinking they might buy Hazard, and wham get Park Foo whatever

[RomfordPele]

And here we were getting all excited about Kaka, Benzema, Hazard, M'vila, Schweinsteiger ...!!

Good luck to the lad though. Hope he's an improvement on Chamakh.

[Özim]

Exactly, this guy surely couldn't be worse.

So hang on, we're happy if this guy is a little better than Chamakh?

Surely we should be signing players who will make a big difference, not players who are a bit better than the sh*t waste of space players we have.

Seems even the fans think we're a small club these days.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Absolutely pathetic from Wenger. He's willing to spunk £15M on Chamberlain, yet he isn't prepared to pay £2M more for an established defender who would improve our defence immensely.

Fuck off Arsene, you and the board are ruining this club.

Wrong we payed 6m of Chamberlin with add on leading up to 15 million.

Know one knows who we will bring in tbh.

[Özim]

Wrong we payed 6m of Chamberlin with add on leading up to 15 million.

Know one knows who we will bring in tbh.

It was 12 million plus extras.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Not good enough for me, we need a goalscorer yet never ever seem to get one, I'm sick of these signings which just make up the numbers now...too many over the year.

I make it 12 goals in 35 games last season for him. 9 in 33 the season before and 5 in 35 the season before that.

Why buy a goal scorer when we have one more or less, Theo tbh well if AW moves him in the middle he could be come deadly tbh.

who knows with the way we play this guy could be the ticket. no point judging him till he plays tbh,. Who said we won't be bringing ina goal scorer anyway if AW wanted too.