This Weekend's Fixtures (11/12 Jan).

[Niall_Quinn]

Sissoko.

This guy is useless.

Tiote whacks it wide.

Was about to say the same thing, Sissoko just kills them.

[Niall_Quinn]

Miles wide.

He's not due another one on target for 3 years

Is it worth the risk? Much safer to send him off.

[Master Splinter]

Is it worth the risk? Much safer to send him off.

Or just multiple rule-outs, like against us.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Kebab.

Close to a red. All decisions evened up now, no doubt.

[Niall_Quinn]

Geordies final ball has been awful, a little bit of care is all that's required here. Plus a non-PL ref of course.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Kebab shoots, over.

Time for Ben Afri.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Cabaye.

What a scrote.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Hart saves from Remy! Gah.

[Niall_Quinn]

What a waste, blasted over. All Newcastle, proving once again the gypos are by far the best team in the league.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Stoke: Butland, Cameron, Shawcross, Wilson, Pieters, Nzonzi, Whelan, Walters, Adam, Arnautovic, Crouch.
Subs: Muniesa, Pennant, Palacios, Etherington, Sorensen, Shotton, Ireland.

Liverpool: Mignolet, Johnson, Skrtel, Toure, Cissokho, Gerrard, Lucas, Henderson, Sterling, Suarez, Coutinho.
Subs: Alberto, Aspas, Moses, Sturridge, Ibe, Kelly, Ward.

Referee: Anthony Taylor (Cheshire)

Anita off, Cisse on. Anita has had a great game so him going off seems like a brainfart to me.