This Weekend's Fixtures & Midweek Fixtures (08/09/11/12 Feb).

[Niall_Quinn]

Chelsea 1-0 Newcastle, Hazard.

You could have reported anything, but you chose to report that.

[Munchies]

Chelsea 1-0 Newcastle, Hazard.

Rather we got a player like Hazard instead of Ozil. We already had Cazorla for the CAM, who's far more effective for us.

[Niall_Quinn]

Downing misses a sitter for the 'Ammers.

He's just very good at what he does.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Satan is playing for both Chelsea and Man City I think.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

And on that note, Sissoko clean through on goal and pubs it up in true Sissoko style.

Chelsea 2-0 Newcastle, Hazard with his second.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Southampton 1-1 Stoke, Odemwingie!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Not much interest on here today, can't think why.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Southampton 2-1 Stoke, Davies.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Not much interest on here today, can't think why.

I'm still in a bit of shock, tbh.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

You scuffed it tbf.