This Weekend's Fixtures & Midweek Fixtures (08/09/11/12 Feb).

[Master Splinter]

Berahino .

Or Berinho, as Waddle calls him.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

0-0 in the three 19:45 games.

Come on Berahino.

[Munchies]

As long as Mourinho drops points, it's all good.

The incentive of going top tomorrow is massive

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Bifouma trying to foul his way through Chelsea's defence.

[Niall_Quinn]

Ramires gets a little tap and drops dead. Resurrection team on now to try for a miracle.

[Özil's Panoramic View]

Seems the scrote Ramires is dead.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Hull 0-0 Southampton, HT.

[Niall_Quinn]

It's a miracle! Ramires springs back to life with the cruel Brom fans shouting "Cheat, cheat, cheat"

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Eva puts a loving arm around him, all seems to be well.

West Brom fans tell Mourinho where to go.

[Niall_Quinn]

"Fuck off Mourinho, fuck off Mourinho, fuck off Mourinho....",

"BOOOOOOOOO" (Ramires coming back on)