Barclays Premier League - Weekend Fixtures (Saturday 15 - Sunday 16 March)

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Swansea 1-0 West Brom.

Lemar.

[Master Splinter]

Everton v Cardiff:

Everton: Howard, Baines, Coleman, Deulofeu, Mirallas, Distin, McCarthy, Lukaku, Barry, Osman, Stones
Subs: Robles, McGeady, Naismith, Barkley, Garbutt, Alcaraz, Browning

Cardiff: Marshall, Caulker (C), Medel, Campbell, Kim, Noone, Mutch, Cala, Theophile-Catherine, Fabio, John
Subs: Lewis; Whittingham, Jones, Gunnarsson, Cowie, Dæhli, Zaha

Ref: Roger East

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Fulham v Newcastle:

Fulham: Stockdale; Heitinga, Hangeland, Amorebieta, Richardson; Kasami, Kvist, Sidwell, Kačaniklić; Holtby; Woodrow
Subs: Stekelenburg, Riise, Rodallega, Dejagah, Roberts, Riether, Burn

Newcastle: Krul; Yanga-Mbiwa, Coloccini, Williamson, Dummett; Sissoko, Anita, Tiote, Gouffran; de Jong; Cisse
Subs: Alnwick, Haidara, S.Taylor, Marveaux, Gosling, Armstrong, Shola Ameobi

Ref: Howard Webb

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Southampton v Norwich:

Southampton: Boruc, Clyne, Fonte, Lovren, Shaw, Schneiderlin, S. Davis, Ward-Prowse, Lallana, Ramírez, Rodriguez
Subs: Gazzaniga, Yoshida, Lambert, Guly, Chambers, Hooiveld, Gallagher

Norwich: Ruddy; Whittaker, Yobo, R Bennett, Olsson; Tettey, Johnson, Howson; Snodgrass, Pilkington, Hooper
Subs: Bunn, Martin, Bassong, van Wolfswinkel, Hoolahan, Elmander, Redmond

Ref: Kevin Friend

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Stoke v West Ham:

Stoke: Begovic; Cameron, Shawcross, Wilson, Pieters; Odemwingie, Nzonzi, Ireland, Whelan, Arnautovic; Crouch
Subs: Sorensen, Muniesa, Palacios, Guidetti, Etherington, Wilkinson, Shotton

West Ham: Adrian, Reid, McCartney, Nolan, Tomkins, Carroll, Noble, Demel, Diame, Downing, Nocerino
Subs: Jarvis, Armero, Taylor, Collins, Jaaskelainen, C.Cole, J.Cole

Ref: Craig Pawson

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Sunderland v Crystal Palace:

Sunderland: Mannone, Bardsley, Alonso, O'Shea (c), Brown, Bridcutt, Ki, Larsson, Johnson, Borini, Fletcher
Subs: Gardner, Colback, Altidore, Vergini, Scocco, Cattermole, Ustari

Palace: Speroni, Mariappa, Dann, Delaney, Ward, Bolasie, Digkacoi, Jedinak, Ledley, Ince, Murray
Subs: Hennessey, McCarthy, Guedioura, Puncheon, Thomas, Gayle, Jerome

Ref: Neil Swarbrick

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Swansea v West Brom:

Swansea: Vorm, Rangel, Amat, Williams, Davies, Britton, Canas, de Guzman, Routledge, Lamah, Bony
Subs: Tremmel, Tiendalli, Taylor, Hernandez, Emnes, Michu, Lita

West Brom: Foster, Dawson, McAuley, Olsson, Reid, Morrison, Mulumbu, Dorrans, Ridgewell, Sessegnon, Anichebe
Subs: Myhill, O’Neil, Vydra, Gera, Berahino, Sinclair, Thievy

Ref: Martin Atkinson

[Master Splinter]

So why are you watching videos of him?

Classic Charlie Munchies.

[Munchies]

I saw that vid on twitter just now , it's not a bad highlight tbf

[Niall_Quinn]

What an awful ref Mason is. Results are completely randomised when that useless bastard is on the pitch. To be fair to shitty, Kompany should never have gone. If the rough and tumble by Long to get the ball off him wasn't a foul then how can the other half of the 50/50 be a foul? Fucking stupid.

Don't know who that greasy bloke playing up front for Hull is, but what a scumbag cheat. He's easily 5% as bad as Robben and I'm not exaggerating. Horrible stuff. Hart should have been sent off, or else stop fucking sending other players off for "harmless tussles".

Lucky Kompany went or that shite Hull outfit would have been done by double figures. Crap team. Thought that when we played them, easiest game of the season. Why are they in the top flight at all? Tigers? LOL.

[Munchies]

Is Kompany missing our game ?

Straight red = 3 ?

[Master Splinter]

Stoke 0-1 West Ham, Carroll.

Big Andy .

Southampton 1-0 Norwich, Schneiderlin.

[Master Splinter]

Is Kompany missing our game ?

Straight red = 3 ?

He misses one game, against Fulham.

Three games is for violent conduct.

[Niall_Quinn]

Big Andy

SneakyStupid £30mill bid in the summer?

[Munchies]

He misses one game, against Fulham.

Three games is for violent conduct.

Oh, oh well then. He's a bit shit lately, Demechelis is often the scapegoat whenever they concede