Transfer News, Rumours and Bollocks Thread

[Niall_Quinn]

I thought he was exempt?

No he's Korean.

As for his agent, "There is no link with moral sense or honour, it is only football." Good grief.

[Japan Shaking All Over]

Bolton reject 2nd AFC bid...for Cahill.

fucking Aldershot!
when will they learn. . . .?

[Flavs]

How much this time?

£2.50 and a cup of Bovril

[McNamara That Ghost...]

How much this time?

£6 and a Curly-Wurly.

[The Verminator]

£2.50 and a cup of Bovril

To be fair, that's our equivalent of Citeh spunking out £100 million.

[Niall_Quinn]

£2.50 and a cup of Bovril

Was Marmite not Bovril. A stupid risk.

[The Verminator]

£6 and a Curly-Wurly.

Sauce? Can't believe we'd bid that high tbh.

[Flavs]

Are we going to sell Squid?

No point in having him around anymore.

If we cant sell Vela, Denilson or Bendtner i doubt we can shift that bag of shite. Its like at the end of a carboot where you just drop off everything that is left at the charity shop

[Flavs]

To be fair, that's our equivalent of Citeh spunking out £100 million.

Straight swap for squillachi

[The Realist]

Samba + Mertesacker would be a literally immense CB pairing. 6'4 Samba, 6'6 Merts, 6'6 Szczesny as well. I fancy those odds in defending set pieces