Transfer News, Rumours and Bollocks Thread

[Kano]

Children! This is a historic day - the Arsenal board is spending money! When your grand kids ask you, "What were you doing when that cunt PHW spent some money?", what are you going to tell them? You were arguing in a notorious Internet homosexual hangout?

you make that sound like a bad thing

[Boss]

16.06 - TWITTER TALK BBC Sport journalist David Ornstein: "Reliably informed Tottenham are interested in signing [Gary] Cahill before window shuts, and that Modric to Chelsea is dead."

ffs

[Niall_Quinn]

You can use stats to make any player look good. There were fans who claimed Denilson was a valuable player for Arsenal because his pass completion % was high. Moreover, Cahill plays in the Premier League against teams that make more use of the long ball , and strikers who tend to be more powerful aerially than those in Germany, which partially explains why Mertersacker has a higher % aerial dual victory.

Look, Mertesacker or Djourou? Choose quickly so I can call off the deal before the window shuts.

[Niall_Quinn]

you make that sound like a bad thing

Don't try to put words or anything else into my mouth!

[Tony Tuesdays]

You can use stats to make any player look good. There were fans who claimed Denilson was a valuable player for Arsenal because his pass completion % was high. Moreover, Cahill plays in the Premier League against teams that make more use of the long ball , and strikers who tend to be more powerful aerially than those in Germany, which partially explains why Mertersacker has a higher % aerial dual victory.

Look, Mertesacker or Djourou? Choose quickly so I can call off the deal before the window shuts.

Lolz

[Joker]

Look, Mertesacker or Djourou? Choose quickly so I can call off the deal before the window shuts.

LOL when you put it that way it's a no brainer. But still, given the transfer funds we have available it's disappointing we had to go for the cheap option again. If Mertersacker does arrive he has start because Squillaci, Djourou and Koscielny are shocking footballers, but that's says more about our current options at the back rather than Mertersacker's supposed quality.

[Niall_Quinn]

LOL when you put it that way it's a no brainer. But still, given the transfer funds we have available it's disappointing we had to go for the cheap option again. If Mertersacker does arrive he has start because Squillaci, Djourou and Koscielny are shocking footballers, but that's says more about our current options at the back rather than Mertersacker's supposed quality.

We are in the "Calling International Rescue" phase of the transfer window now, anything, everything, pile it on as it can only improve the shite we saw on Sunday. The Hill Wood Mob were always going to pocket a sizeable cut of the transfer income anyway.

[milla]

If you wipe the shit off your monitor (Squillaci), then I agree, not bad at all.

I feel Hazard won't be signing though unfortunately.

The problem is, the shit is on his face not his monitor

[The Realist]

Wenger said we weren't going to sell Fabregas. Cesc said he was happy and never came out saying he wanted to move...

I know I'm clutching at straws but I WANT HAZARD!!!

[Japan Shaking All Over]

Fondle my, twat.

changed your tune?