Transfer News, Rumours and Bollocks Thread

[Japan Shaking All Over]

Tim, Keighley via text: "Arsenal interested in Belgian defender Mark de Man. Apparently, they are also interested in his compatriots, striker Skor de Gaulle and goalkeeper Bloek de Schott."

those arent players' names, sound more like the new range in Haargan Daaz ice cream

[Dog Toffee]

Japan are producing excellent footballers these days.

Probably manufacturing them in factories along with the cars and electronics.

[Niall_Quinn]

those arent players' names, sound more like the new range in Haargan Daaz ice cream

That's not a brand of ice cream either, tbf.

[I_Killed_Kenny]

Probably manufacturing them in factories along with the cars, electronics and dogmeat.

dogmeat is koreans! ffs get the racism right lol

[Fist of Lehmann]

Is it wrong to not want any Asian players, I don't know why but I can't take any Asian athletes seriously.

It's not wrong. They even cater for people like you.

[Flavs]

Lille

Joe Cole off to Villa

[Dog Toffee]

Is it wrong to not want any Asian players, I don't know why but I can't take any Asian athletes seriously.

[Japan Shaking All Over]

is hazard everyones idea of a marquee signing? still young, relatively unproven at the highest level. not much experience. is it marquee cos it may be 25m odd or cos he has super quality? my idea of marquee would be the kaka or schweinsteger type buy not the hazard/goetze type but even though it would be big bucks

for us. . . could well be! Ligue 1 player of the year (I think) is not bad tho!
I say get him. . .can see Walcott moving in field. . . Oxo given time to develop and Arshavin being plan B - Gerbil and the Dukes of Hazard on the wings

Shore up the centre and buy another CB (may not have enough for that tbh) and we could be looking very tidy and considering we only lost 2 of any (great) significance then I would have to say job well done, little late yrs but still well done this window
Hargreaves on a free would not be bad either, he would play more for us. . . does that lot make me sound greedy. . .surely Zimm would be happy, no striker tho, but goals would have to come from elsewhere!

[Maestro]

Super agent NQ has been spotted dragging a reluctant pig fucker on a leash, into Arsenal Colney for a medical.

[Flavs]

come on Ar$enal spend some fucking money!