This Bank Holiday Weekend's Fixtures & Midweek Fixtures (03-07 May).

[Niall_Quinn]

Big Man header, straight at Ruddy.

Good header considering he's having an early bath.

Oh no wait - the rules were suspended and he's still on the pitch.

Big Man

Refs

Chav chequebook

Evens out over the season

[McNamara That Ghost...]

That's right Nevile, all the players letting Mourinho down.

[Niall_Quinn]

Quality in this league is bloody low. Most players can't pass, cross, tackle. A real hoofathon.

BLitW

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Schurrle hits the post.

[Niall_Quinn]

Norwich try a Gerard but the chavs can't blunder it in this time.

[Niall_Quinn]

Cole

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Mata, Oscar and Hazard. All the footballers gutted from Chelsea, funny how they struggle to break down the pubbers without them.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Olsson.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

But all they need is a striker and they'll be on for the quadruple next season.

[Niall_Quinn]

Who's the Norwich player with no number on his back? Is that legal kit?