And do you know why? Because all the optimists, the believers and the ones who still had faith in AWs sense of perspective are going to wake up tomorrow and collectively say "oh" and give up caring. We'll be half capacity and mid table with the media and disgruntled fans louder than ever. 8-2 should have been a call to change, wasted opportunity.
The Arsenal 20 have now turned all their attention to the Benayoun load deal, according to SSN. The Arteta deal is dead. The last few hours, the tension is building, squeaky bum time, sweaty brows, furious faxing, deal and counter deal, negotiators haggling, agents with poker faces, the media poised, working with nothing but the expressions on the faces of the tense wheeler-dealers as they step from the room for a tension busting cigarette break. An eyebrow raised, a furtive flick of the head - was it to signify the deal has died, or maybe it's an irritating fly buzzing through the electrically charged air? Back into the room, shoulders bunched, ready for one last round, all their reason and cunning and experience and ruthlessness marshalled for a push over the top, into the hail of objections and demands, steeling themselves for the onslaught and resolved, come what may, to emerge triumphant in their quest,...
...to sign Yossi fucking Benayoun on a loan deal! Yossi fucking Benayoun.
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SKY reporting Arteta deal is off. They understand that PHW and his cronies intend on spunking the money on 20 hookers for the 20 that have been working tirelessly behind the scenes on convincing Bender to stay at the club. Champagne will be sprayed around the place and reports have it that Lady Bracewll Smith may make a guest appearance as an Oompa Loompa.....
Pretty much, lost 2 of our best players, drew, lost at home then got smashed 8-2...although we scraped thorugh in the CL.....and all we can sign is a dog eating nobody, a out of form German barge....and possibly a 29 year old injury prone midfielder or a failed Israeli nobody wants....oh I forgot about the Brazilian noone knows as well.
Is this why we have the highest ticket prices in the land?
Last edited by Özim; 31-08-2011 at 06:31 PM.
Brilliant looks like we're getting noone. We need another frickin ACM! This was looking promising yesterday and now just a bit shit.
@Mattlawexpress: My arsenal doomsday scenario of finishing the day with just benayoun is looking most likely at the moment. Dear oh dear oh dear.