Transfer News, Rumours and Bollocks Thread

[Ironing]

These Sky Sports News presenters are retarded, can they not finish a full sentence without stumbling?

Having said that it probably must grate talking about all this shit and pretending to be excited about Stoke signing some dickhead on loan

[RomfordPele]

I agree. I rate Benayoun but he isn't a priority. I'd also be delighted if we got Adam Johnson. But the biggest need is a top quality central midfielder. It's as glaring as the need for a goalkeeper in 2009 and a CB in 2010. Once again, epic fail by Wenger.

Unless ...

[cheesy bites]

Keep the faith lads! Come on Wenger!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Last year before the general election, we got asked to attend the Sky News Scottish debate. We got paid 20 quid and a pen (well, as many pens as i could fit in my pockets). I rekon all the stoke fans got offered the whiff of a spliff and a can of diet coke to stand in the back ground.

It pays to have an interest in politics after all then!

[AKBapologist]

Keep the faith lads! Come on Wenger!

Will you be happy with his signing a 30 year old who only managed 9 appearances last season... on loan?

[Niall_Quinn]

Cesc £35mill
Na$ri £23mill
Clichy £7mill
Eboue £3mill
JET £? (£2mill ???)
Traore £? (£2mill ???)
Sunu £?
Nick £8mill ???

Plus wages saved on:

Campbell
Vela
Shea
Denilson

At least £70mill maybe as much as £80mill income without the wages being factored in, so what, £100mill? More?

Add in the legendary £35mill kitty, so is it unreasonable to say our real income from this window and profits left over from past seasons is hovering around the £130mill mark?

What did we do with it?

Chamakh, free (and not worth it, shit cunt)
Kos, £10mill (believe it or not, £10mill fucking quid)
Squid (£3mill - un-fucking-believable)

Ox - £12mill (although we could have paid as little as £6mill according to some sources)
Gerv - £13mill
Campbell - <£1mill
Merts - £9mill
Santos - £6.2mill
Jenks - ??? (free ???)

Wages will be nowhere near what's gone out the door. So what's the expenditure? Maybe £60mill tops? That's probably generous.

You wait and see, in January we'll hear the same old shit, "Arsene has £35mill to spend"

[cheesy bites]

Will you be happy with his signing a 30 year old who only managed 9 appearances last season... on loan?

No not at all. What I meant is "Keep the faith that we'll bring in another CM!"

#notobenayoun

[Cripps_orig]

I really hate that carconfused.com advert

[AKBapologist]

No not at all. What I meant is "Keep the faith that we'll bring in another CM!"

#notobenayoun

And if that doesn't happen?

[cheesy bites]

Arsenal's sales make DFS look like amateurs.