Transfer News, Rumours and Bollocks Thread

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Natalie Sawyer

My oh my.

[Marc Overmars]

What a shite ass deadline day.

[GP]

'Arry reckons they turned down £40m for Modric

Candle-faced lying sack of shit

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It's far too late to come up with a new signing for us, isn't it?

[Joker]

Natalie Sawyer

My oh my.

She's fit.

[GP]

What a shite ass deadline day.

What's an ass deadline?

[Niall_Quinn]

RVP's gone next summer or the summer after tbh.

Might go in January. He's reached the age now where he needs to step up to the top level. He could have jumped ship this year after a great end to last season, but he stayed without fuss. So I wouldn't have a problem with him going provided he does it quietly and respects the club and the fans. He can scream every obscenity under the sun at the board, they have nothing to do with this club beyond their pillaging of it.

[Marc Overmars]

Natalie Sawyer

My oh my.

This.

SSN babes.

[Grebbo]

I didn't think last summers transfer window would ever be beaten for shiteness.

I was wrong.

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This.

SSN babes.

Whoever decided to match football with hot women is a true hero.