Transfer News, Rumours and Bollocks Thread

[cheesy bites]

If we do get Arteta, I'll be very happy with this transfer window. It takes just one player, but he's damn talented.

[Keith]

Wouldn't mind Arteta

[Marc Overmars]

Arteta back on?!

[Joker]

Fuck deadline day tbh.

Lets move on to SSN babes.

Sawyer or Thompson?

Gomersall is also a good shout tbh.

Jackson is hot as well but she's a bit too glamour model esque, bit fake tbh.

Kirsty Gallacher's back as well.

Out of Thompson and Sawyer, I'd say Sawyer IMHO.

[Fats]

This is like a fucking episode of The Weakest Link

Mr Gazidis-Will you take the piss out of the fans and rip them off like mugs-yes

correct

Mr Wenger will you sign players that will strengthen the squad and stop being a stubborn useless cunt-no

correct

Mr Hill Wood-BANK

CUNT!!!!!!!

[cheesy bites]

Rachel Brooks (now on SSN)- would you hit it?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Fuck this. I'm in to full-on denial mode now.

Rossi.

Welcome to the Emirates.

[Grebbo]

If we do get Arteta, I'll be very happy with this transfer window. It takes just one player, but he's damn talented.

Everton are letting him go for £10m but rejected £12m for Jagielka.

Says it all.

They're selling us shite.

[Ironing]

Arsenal using Yossi to make the Arteta signing sit better with fans

Clever

[Gubby Allen]

Talks renewed for Arteta.

I started a thread on here last season suggesting we should sign Everton as we could do with about six of their players.

I mentioned Arteta at the top of the list and I was called a bit of a cock by most people on here.