Transfer News, Rumours and Bollocks Thread

[Olivier's xmas twist]

JackWilshere on Twitter: "ARTETA back on! Come on you Gooners!"

Jack

[Sirjackofwilshere]

baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[KESSLER]

Fuck deadline day tbh.

Lets move on to SSN babes.

Sawyer or Thompson?

Gomersall is also a good shout tbh.

Jackson is hot as well but she's a bit too glamour model esque, bit fake tbh.

Millie

[Syn]

Jack

He needs to STFU and observe the waiting period.

[Niall_Quinn]

Fuck this. I'm in to full-on denial mode now.

Rossi.

Welcome to the Emirates.

Chamakh and Almunia gone, breaking on SSN now.

[The Realist]

Arsene should just pay up -
stingier than a Nigerian who just won the fucking lottery

[Grebbo]

Kirsty Gallacher's back as well.

Out of Thompson and Sawyer, I'd say Sawyer IMHO.

I reckon Sawyer is proper hairy.

Thompson would look shit without the make up but most women do.

In conclusion: Thompson would get it.

I like the ESPN bird, not Savage, the other one.

[Niall_Quinn]

I started a thread on here last season suggesting we should sign Everton as we could do with about six of their players.

I mentioned Arteta at the top of the list and I was called a bit of a cock by most people on here.

Cock.

[GP]

Everyone:

[AKBapologist]

Fuck deadline day tbh.

Lets move on to SSN babes.

Sawyer or Thompson?

Gomersall is also a good shout tbh.

Jackson is hot as well but she's a bit too glamour model esque, bit fake tbh.

Sawyer by a mile. Gorgie's a midget and i'm rather tall...