Transfer News, Rumours and Bollocks Thread

[AKBapologist]

What's this about Mertesacker's transfer not going through because of an error in the paperwork??

Bullshit?

[Keith]

Does SWP appear to be not that interested or is he always like that?

[Marc Overmars]

Has Bendtner fucked off yet?

[Gubby Allen]

What's this about Mertesacker's transfer not going through because of an error in the paperwork??

He got injured with a paper cut. "Two to three weeks" apparently.

[cheesy bites]

Scott Dann for £6-£8 million for Blackburn. Bargain buy. Pairing him with Samba should help their relegation worries.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Yossi Benayoun on Twitter: "I sign with arsenal, very happy and excited about it, but now my head is only in the game against Greece on Friday, thanks for the support."

Rossi.

[The Verminator]

Absolute bollocks, check Arsenal.com

Bullshit?

Sorry, I'm the biggest WUM outside of the Sky Sports studio on deadline day!

[Asthmatic Kitty]

hope we can seal the arteta deal in time

[Gubby Allen]

And right on cue, here's SWP.

Painful interview, the poor bastard hadn't been given any phrases to slip into the interview by his agent.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Bryan Ruiz has joined Fulham. Very good signing for them.