England vs Uruguay. June 19th. 20.00. A Crap Channel.

[Master Splinter]

Lots of positives to be taken from that comprehensive beating. In fact so many it's lucky we didn't win and ruin it.

Most of all, they made Italy play well.

Which in reality was Italy operating at about 60% of their ability.

[Syn]

Believe.

[Marc Overmars]

Such an inspirational bunch of robots.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

As much as I don't really want it to happen, it would be funny if Suarez denied us in some wicked, Machiavellian way.

Hidious dive for a last minute penalty would probably do it.

[Niall_Quinn]

Urgay's anthem sounds like the opening credits for an 80s BBC2 sitcom.

[Marc Overmars]

Come on England you chumps.

[Niall_Quinn]

Now comes our grovelling shit anthem where we beg to be reigned over. It doesn't mention England once, just that bitch cunt queen leech.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Our anthem is extraordinarily depressing .

[Marc Overmars]

Zlatan.

[Niall_Quinn]

Rooney broke up that England attack really well.