England vs Uruguay. June 19th. 20.00. A Crap Channel.

[Power n Glory]

Jeez, Gerrard! What was that?

[Niall_Quinn]

Can anyone help Andy figure out why we've just lost that little bit of threat we had against the Italians?

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Can anyone help Andy figure out why we've just lost that little bit of threat we had against the Italians?

*buzz*

Because Sterling, pretty much our one bright spark, has been shoved out on the wing in favour of a tub of lard who just runs in straight lines up and down the pitch ruining any sort of fluid movement and pace we had to begin with on Saturday?

[Marc Overmars]

All the boring and negative shit is back.

[Niall_Quinn]

Dreadful half of non-football, apart from a couple of seconds from Cavani and Suarez. After the Columbia game, which was fast and technical and entertaining, this is excruciating. Talentless bunch of oafs.

[Power n Glory]

*buzz*

Because Sterling, pretty much our one bright spark, has been shoved out on the wing in favour of a tub of lard who just runs in straight lines up and down the pitch ruining any sort of fluid movement and pace we had to begin with on Saturday?

Correctamundo!

[Niall_Quinn]

*buzz*

Because Sterling, pretty much our one bright spark, has been shoved out on the wing in favour of a tub of lard who just runs in straight lines up and down the pitch ruining any sort of fluid movement and pace we had to begin with on Saturday?

Sorry, wrong answer.

The correct answer is, even though Wayne is now playing in his media approved position, everyone else has been shit.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Thinking Suarez is unfit is rather like standing over someone playing dead - who suddenly leaps up and punches you on the nose.

The memories are too raw McNulty.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Hang on did Hoddle just say Rooney was playing too central?

[Niall_Quinn]

Perfect timing of the ball and the run. Looked offside, just on.
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None of them have the guts to call Rooney an over-hyped steaming dollop of excrement.