Van Gaal's head is already annoying me...
Van Gaal's head is already annoying me...
He really has a shit face.
His nose is horrific. That isn't a nose.
Thumb head.
As we enter Day #3 of the Daily Fail's wall to wall van Gaal Jizzathon, hot on the heels of yesterday's exclusive news that the genius messiah had smiled at Rooney, we now catch a glimpse of the human side of the usually fucking well hard legend.
"Woodward is ready to break British transfer record... but Van Gaal will give United stars final chance before raiding transfer market..."
Well that's what not being in the CL will do for you I suppose. Nice of the media to put a bright spin on it. Don't forget tomorrow's special, "Oh please God, fuck, get our Mancs back to the top so we can pretend that Moyes bloke whose dick we sucked so hard can be forgotten about and we can carry on pretending we have an ounce of credibility".
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The Daily fail's Van Gaal love in is disgusting.
As was their Moyes cock sucking.
Hope it ends the same way.
Lol Lvg has forced Shaw to train alone because apparently he's too fat. Not sure how he could let himself go in the few weeks after the wc.
Van Gaal also deflected blame away from himself for Netherlands getting knocked out by saying two players refused to take penalties. Seems like the sort of manager that will get his club to ride high on momentum but could potential cause chaos when things start to go wrong.
That said Man Utd will probably be up there this year. No European commitments is a massive advantage for them in the league. And if they land one of the big players they're after like Vidal then they'll have a good chance.