This Weekend's Fixtures & Burnley v Chelsea (16/17/18 Aug).

[Niall_Quinn]

Mourinho interview at 18:30. Er why, isn't there a programme for Chelsea's game tomorrow?

He's special and he's probably got a lot of clichés on tap for the new season.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Another season to put up with him.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Jesus Christ.

Someone [twitter granted] thinks Van Gaal chose that team on purpose, to intentionally lose and "force the owners" to "open their wallets".

All part of the plan from our glorious Leader.

[Niall_Quinn]

Another season to put up with him.

Just be thankful he reserves most of his aggression for cancer patients and not forum mods.

[Syn]

The signing of Lambert has been shrewd, clever and very astute.

[Niall_Quinn]

Jesus Christ.

Someone [twitter granted] thinks Van Gaal chose that team on purpose, to intentionally lose and "force the owners" to "open their wallets".

All part of the plan from our glorious Leader.

I don't know why people try to interpret the ways of the Genius. Isn't it enough to worship Him? Do we really need to know the details of everything?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Just be thankful he reserves most of his aggression for cancer patients and not forum mods.

We're, well I am blessed for his mendacity.

[GP]

Jesus Christ.

Someone [twitter granted] thinks Van Gaal chose that team on purpose, to intentionally lose and "force the owners" to "open their wallets".

All part of the plan from our glorious Leader.

The Leader is good
The Leader is great
We surrender our will
As of this date

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Jesus Christ.

Someone [twitter granted] thinks Van Gaal chose that team on purpose, to intentionally lose and "force the owners" to "open their wallets".

All part of the plan from our glorious Leader.

Winning games in pre-season, then losing the competitive fixture to get the transfers he wants. That would be genius.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Stevie Me Best Player in the Premier League over the last ten years since Souness.