This Weekend's Fixtures & Burnley v Chelsea (16/17/18 Aug).

[Niall_Quinn]

Geordie front man doesn't have a clue. He made no effort to give the runner an option there.

[Syn]

Man City are looking a lot quicker than they were against us. This should be a comfortable win for them. Dzeko probably should've put his early chance away but they'll get plenty more opportunities.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Are Newcastle stealing our "Hey Giroud" chant!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Most improved scapegoat in the league.

Kompany showed him how to reach the World Cup final.

[Niall_Quinn]

How much do these guys get paid again?

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Are Newcastle stealing our "Hey Giroud" chant!

I'm pretty sure McCartney beat you by like 50 years tbf.

And by fuck has he milked it ever since.

[Niall_Quinn]

Riviere, is that his name?

Absolute bollocks player. Makes me glad we have Sanogo instead of him.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Yaya.

[Niall_Quinn]

Toure

How awful is that?

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Oh dear Yaya


Man City must have forgotten his cake.