LOL, this is Jeff Powell IIRC, from his masterpiece about how close his beloved Utd are to us and how, but for us winning in Europe and them getting blown away by the MK Dons, there would be nothing between us.
He's a notorious twat who has been singing the same old tune for decades.
On the same day The Daily Rectum also ran a piece highlighting Utds 8-2 win from ancient history and ran a feature on Robbie Fowler's hattrick against us during the Tudor period.
This is probably due to the difficulties they are having painting World Cup winners as flops, it's a tough sell even for seasoned harlots.