This Weekend's Fixtures (30/31 Aug).

[Munchies]

Demechelis > Kompany

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Yaya shot, deflects wide.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Hold on Stoke you blight on football.

[Niall_Quinn]

Kompany got nutmegged for the goal as well. Awful defender.

You just shut your mouth, talking that way about Ollie Holt's dad!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Moses off, Muniesa on.

Needs more Bojan tbf.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

'Ammers 1-3 Southampton, Pele!

Fat Sam.

Koeman.

I knew he was the best Dutch manager in the league.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Everton: Howard, Baines, Distin, Jagielka, Coleman, Barry, McCarthy, McGeady, Naismith, Mirallas, Lukaku.
Subs: Joel, Gibson, Besic, Osman, Stones, Alcaraz, Eto'o.

Chelsea: Courtois, Azpilicueta, Terry, Cahill, Ivanovic, Matic, Fabregas, Ramires, Willian, Hazard, Costa.
Subs: Cech, Luis, Zouma, Drogba, Mikel, Schurrle, Salah

[The Emirates Gallactico]

So much for Costa's alleged hamstring injury then.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Yaya.

Barcodes 3-2 Palace, Williamson! Palace.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Neil Warnock

Puncheon woz rite.